F*cks to Give
F*cks to Give
Use your F*cks wisely!
You’re born with a ton of f*cks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give f*cks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many f*cks about way too many things. You have so many.
Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 f*cks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate f*cks to family and career, but there aren’t enough f*cks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some f*cks, but this month is pretty tight.
Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 f*cks per month, and those f*cks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, but that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – f*cks expire too quickly. I would have saved my f*cks from when I was young, but I couldn’t.
Then, you hit f*ck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 f*ck.